You Massive Anchor

This purchase from asos has been a threefold success:

1. It's a great jumper... ASOS own brand, good quality, solid design, on trend - 'nautical is so hot this season', and a fundamentally inoffensive and agreeable sweat for everyday life.
2. On attending the Roller Derby (check it out, it's brilliant) at Earls Court to cheer on a pal in the London Roller Girls league... I discovered she rolls for a team called Harbour Grudges, who's schtick is nautical.
3. The realisation that if I humorously attach a badge to the top left of the jumper (as you look at it) with a 'W' on it... I can bring on someone serious Lulz.